“Don’t become something just because someone else wants you to, or because it’s easy; you won’t be happy. You have to do what you really, really, really, really want to do, even if it scares the shit out of you.” - Kristen Wiig
Via She Can Make Hell Feel Just Like Home.
All the ways you wish you could be… That’s me. I look how you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I’m free in all the ways you’re not. People do it every day. They talk to themselves, they see themselves as they’d like to be. They don’t have the courage you have to just run with it. Naturally you’re still wrestling with it, so sometimes, you’re still you. Other times, you still imagine you’re watching me. Little by little, you’re just letting yourself become… Tyler Durden.
Via shovel guitar
Wake up pranks. Especially useful for sleepovers.
Get a fake spider:
Get a fake head:
Get firecrackers:
If all else fails, just scream….
(Source: goo.gl)
